The real Brat Pack, four mod, hipster-envied, Saturday date night, hip-swaying, baby-it’s-cold-outside, authentic coasters just aching for a neat bourbon and bite of something odd colored or shaped and stabbed with a fancy toothpick.

Imported papier-mâché, beautifully aged with typical edge wear but bright patterns. Stamped Japan “Alcohol Proof.” See below for care. Sold as-is (bourbon and nuts not included and steer clear of the tuna-jello hors d’oeuvres.